Don Chavez

It was only a matter of time before Gisele became one of us. That’s right, Tom Brady’s girlfriend is now blogging, albeit about going green. However, she does offer free kisses to her readers.

So let me be the first to welcome you to the blogosphere Gisele. If you would like to guest post on DonChavez.com you can email here. I’ll let you write about anything you want, as long as the post has nothing but pictures of you in lingerie or a bikini.

Gisele’s blog

You might want to change your hobby to trying to get upskirt photos with your cell phone while riding on public transportation. It’s definitely less dangerous than this, and you get to keep your teeth.

The gloves are off in the Christie Brinkley divorce case, and the former SI Swimsuit All-Star is claiming that her estranged husband had an affair with a 19-year-old girl, and that he spends $3,000 a month on porn.

Let me start off by saying that porn is free on the Internet, and you are a sucker if you pay for it. For $3,000 a month, you could sponsor this site instead. You have a thing for asian midgets eating peanut butter and jelly sandwiches with their feet? I’ll post it, just sponsor the site and let me know. Make no doubt about it, I can be bought.

Second, let’s get down to the numbers of this accusation. Let’s say that the average monthly membership fee for a porn site is $30. That would mean that he belongs to 100 porn sites! The only way I could see him running up a $3,000 a month porn tab was if he was spending an hour a night on camwithher.com getting Brianna Frost to make beer bottles disappear. Which at $3,000 a month is a steal.

And finally, I would be doing my readers a huge disservice if I did not use this as an opportunity to post a gallery of Christie Brinkley pictures. See them all after the break.

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Sox/Cubs fans in a bitch slap fight - Busted Coverage
Gas for ass - Brahsome
Things to do in LA before you die - Derober
Marla Maples bikini shots - Drunken Stepfather
Sexy pics of Mariah Carey - Camel Tap

Get an eyeful of Liz Hatch - Bright Black Internet
DUI waiting to happen - Tasty Booze
Jackie T. I think T stands for titties - Hottest Girls of Myspace
Check out these juggs - Cuzoogle
Ashlee Simpson preggers boobs - Blog of Hilarity

The best party hostels on Earth - CO-ED Magazine
Tila Tequila please go away! - Banned in Hollywood
2008 NBA free agent class set to music - The Angry T
The Viagra light switch - YepYep
Should you drink with your parents? - CollegeOTR

Kelly Ripa gets wet - On 205th
The happiest country in the world? - Uncoached
Calling out Brett Favre - Epic Carnival
Wayne Gretzky’s daughter - Flatusyahu

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I just wanted to let everyone in Pittsburgh know that Big Ben is your homey. If you ever need a hook up on some gold by the foot to wear around your neck, just let him know.

Thanks to Jason for the pic. Submit your O Face of the Day pics here.

I’m not a Barry Bonds fan, and would never come close to defending him in any argument unless it was something along the lines of “Who’s more unemployable, Barry Bonds or Amy Fisher?”

Just for the record, Amy Fisher is now gainfully employed as a webcam model for Imlive.com (NSFW).

What’s been really causing monkey butt for me is the way that the Baseball Hall of Fame presents itself as a publicity whore. Everyone knows that Marc Ecko purchased Barry’s 756th career home run ball just to attach his name/brand to it, but what was with all of the bitching and moaning by the HOF?

I understand that the HOF wants to follow a set of rules so that people don’t accidentally stumble upon the Hall of Anarchy on their next trip to Cooperstown, but Tuesday’s situation was absurd.

“Yes we’ll take it! No, wait, we won’t. Fuck it, hand it over. Ah shit, how are we going to display it with an asterisk?”

Does the HOF think that not displaying this ball will make us forget the steroid era? Do they think that not inducting Pete Rose into the HOF will make history and the fans forget him?

Sure the HOF is worried about Barry Bonds boycotting the HOF if the ball is displayed, but what does that mean? Last time I went to the HOF Carl Yastremski wasn’t standing there to greet me and read off his career stats. They had a fucking plaque on a wall to represent him.

I can’t think of a better way to wrap this bitch session up than by saying, just display the ball and if Barry doesn’t show up to the HOF induction ceremony (assuming he gets the votes) have someone else stand in for him. I know a guy who would love to do it, and for an extra $500 he’ll even close out the speech by saying that he’s sorry he bet on baseball.

You’ve probably never heard of Bridgewater State College unless you live in Massachusetts. Well let me be the first to tell you that it’s the Harvard of southern Massachusetts, just ahead of Curry College.

Sure you may take a look at these cheerleaders and ask “why aren’t these pictures cropped?” I believe in equal rights for all “Bring it on” posts, and I’ll be damned if a few rude emails can make me think otherwise.

You need to remember that not all drunk cheerleader photos can include a group of perfect tens. Or sevens for that matter. Simply put, what these ladies lack in looks they make up for in camel toes, cleavage and flexibility.

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